SCHADENFREUDE PONY

South By South BEST

2012-02-07T22:05:00.000-08:00

Can not wait you guys. CAN NOT WAIT!

Clipped - MIA & Bell Towers

2012-02-06T23:46:00.000-08:00

BELL TOWERS 'Scavengers' from Hole In The Sky on Vimeo.

Rad clips via Lifelounge (MIA, Bell Towers)

Alexander Wang feat. Die Antwoord

2012-02-06T23:23:00.000-08:00

Yo-Landi is so amaze. Totes role model status.

Also, I am a mega fashion n00b cos I've heard of Alexander McQueen and I've heard of Vera Wang, but I puzzled over Alexander Wang forever. Then I realised he's that designer with Yo-Landi Vi$$er in his ad.

Lifelounge

Bulldog Sits In Small Box, Is Adorbz

2012-02-04T15:28:00.000-08:00

Incidentally, this box used to belong to feline YouTube sensation Maru, until this bulldog ate him.

YOLO

Flounce Cat

2012-02-04T01:52:00.000-08:00

Flounce Cat is that guy who requires all of teh intarwebz to conform to all of his/her standards of propriety, humour and general opinion on any given day. Failure to meet expectations results in Flounce Cat denouncing the offending community/website/Facebook Page/forum and declaring they will never return to said venue, often adding they will also never buy/use associated any product/service again.

At this point the abandoned community generally carries on regardless, due to a distinct lack of fucks given, and the company which provides the product or service does not go out of business due to the impact of Flounce Cat's boycott.

I get paid to scratch Flounce Cat under the chin in the hope of placating their inane fury. I wish I could just post these macros instead...

...and burn their houses down.

BONUS: Flounce Cat Bingo via Grey Lining.

Golden Girls Dolls by Ricky Kwong

2012-01-30T14:33:00.000-08:00

LOVE! OMG LOVE.

On a related note, as I approach my twilight years, I find my sympathies increasingly lie with Dorothy as opposed to Blanche. Same thing has happened with the Boosh (Vince to Howard), and Sex (Samantha to Miranda). Is this normal or am I just becoming boring before my time?

BF

Truthy Oscar-Nominated Films: War Horse Edition

2012-01-29T03:39:00.000-08:00

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The Shiznit.

Skrillex Most-Hated-Man-In-Music Claims Explained

2012-01-25T21:41:00.000-08:00

You really can't argue with this.

brown cardigan

Literal MSPaint Party Rock Anthem

2012-01-25T21:37:00.000-08:00

Nathan Barnett, Yelle Bring The Sprinkler Back

2012-01-25T21:17:00.000-08:00

LOVE.

Mashable, Previously.

Simon Says Best Song Ever

2012-01-24T22:16:00.000-08:00

Simon has intermittently been getting this song stuck in my head for the last month or two, but I only just saw the awesome clip and now it's stuck in my head again.

Simon says that Azealia Banks is a mixture of M.I.A., Santigold & Amanda Blank, but I think she's a bit like Nicki Minaj. We both agree however, we most definitely would.

Coping With Your Busy Schedule

2012-01-24T16:19:00.000-08:00

FYI I was on the Aussie Party Pills site because I am researching herbal cigarettes, in particular ones which don't taste like arse. Anyway, I didn't find any hippie smokes, but I did locate teh LULZ.

Where the Wild Things Walken

2012-01-22T19:47:00.000-08:00

OMFG. Walken cuts through the indulgent hipster introspection of the film and makes a classic story palatable again. Haunting, ........even.

via Mashable

Family Matters Theme Tune American Idol Audition

2012-01-21T02:15:00.000-08:00

An excellent blend of crazy and talented which, sadly, are usually mutually exclusive on televised talent shows. Personally, I would watch a whole season of X Factor: Search for a TV Theme Tune Popstar. Thank You For Being a Friend would totally be the new Proud Mary.

Warming Glow

Antipod-meme

2012-01-20T21:37:00.000-08:00

Can't Believe It Koala has teh cute!

KYM

Sand Sharks

2012-01-20T02:35:00.000-08:00

All the haters who said Brooke Hogan would amount to nothing are laughing out the other side of their faces now!

Popbitch

Looking for Banksy with Joan Collins

2012-01-20T02:15:00.000-08:00

Oh, I see, you've decided to create a film based on the most ingeniously ridiculous premise in cinematic history. Hats off, Sir. Hats off to you.

Popbitch

Santigold - Big Mouth

2012-01-20T02:04:00.000-08:00

Very like. Very very like. Apparently her new album is a collab with Major Laser. Also, did she just get about 1,500 x hotter?

via Under the Radar NZ

Shit Fashion Girls Say

2012-01-20T01:24:00.000-08:00

This truly is the video meme that keeps on giving. HASHTAG TOTEZ AMAZE!

Thx for sharing, Talz.

Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire - Huzzah

2012-01-19T01:14:00.000-08:00

Huzzaaaah! I knew drinking out of kitchen utensils would catch on. I was ahead of my time when I introduced the milk-frother shandy, but it looks like the world may now be ready. AT LAST!

via Platform

ART THOUGHTZ: DAMIEN HURST #SHARKFACE

2012-01-19T00:59:00.000-08:00

ART THOUGHTZ appreciation is definitely enhanced when the subject is a mega-douche.

Thousands

Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For?

2012-01-19T00:11:00.000-08:00

*hats off*

YOLO

Shit Gay Guys Say to Their Cats

2012-01-13T05:05:00.000-08:00

This meme is getting super niche.

Thousands

Oh the Places You'll Go at Burning Man

2012-01-11T22:40:00.000-08:00

Except that when you get there, the beautiful people in this video will be diluted by 1,000s upon 1,000s of crusty freegans.

YOLO

Shit Nobody Says

2012-01-11T13:12:00.000-08:00

TDW

Shit Everybody Says

2012-01-09T04:27:00.000-08:00

MEH: Shit Girls Say. More shit they say. Shit Black Girls Say. Shit Southern Gays Say.

YEAH: Shit Wookiees Say.

BONUS: Shit YouTubers Say.

via UPROXX, the internet.

@StealthMountain

2012-01-07T03:51:00.000-08:00

#bestpedantryever

Wanker Banker

2012-01-05T19:20:00.000-08:00

What a repugnant man. FULL & FRANK DISCLOSURE: I may use "fucking cumsock" and "coolio iglesias."

via BotI.

Interspecies Friendship: The Kitten & The Deer

2012-01-05T17:17:00.000-08:00

Thanks for the Friday #WAAAAAAA, Zoe.

Strizzunk & White

2012-01-04T17:48:00.000-08:00

*NERDGASM*

Werd.

via BF

The most amazing correction in internet history via @dannolan

2012-01-04T17:46:00.000-08:00

*frantically Googles My Little Pony/autism link*

@dannolan

#DigitalParents

2012-01-01T00:47:00.000-08:00

MTTS

@charltonbrooker's 2011 Wipe

2011-12-31T20:59:00.000-08:00

Part 1 of 4. Which just reminded me to Google Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2011. IT'S BRITISH SNARK TIL BEDTIME BITCHEZ!

via TDW

At the Home Movies with the Ramsey Brothers

2011-12-30T17:20:00.000-08:00

And people say that DVD commentary is redundant... Philistines.

TDW

Teddy: Happy New Year

2011-12-30T16:55:00.000-08:00

#1 cutest sounding animal.

TDW

Man Hit By Out Of Control Train

2011-12-27T05:53:00.000-08:00

Another piece of evidence to support my YouTube Comments Are Totes Maturing theory.

Tastefully Offensive

Good Evening Stephen Fry

2011-12-27T05:25:00.000-08:00

I sessy had no idea he said good evening a billion times every show. Now I'll listen for it every time. This is the QI of the show QI. So meta.

The Presurfer

DJ Earworm 2011 - World Go Boom

2011-12-27T05:03:00.000-08:00

Best yet?...

TDW

WTF I Wanted An iPhone

2011-12-27T03:36:00.000-08:00

OMG this is bullshit. I didn't get an iPhone for Christmas either, and this made me realise how super angry I am entitled to be.

H8CHU RENTS SOOOOO MUCH.

TechCrunch

Tim Minchin - WoodyAllenJesus

2011-12-26T19:14:00.000-08:00

Apparently Jonathan Ross, or Jonathan Woss as he refers to himself, wouldn't put this lulzy ditty on his Christmas TV show because he was scared The Sun would rally a lynch mob to pitchfork him to death upon hearing it. Also, Jonathan Woss would never do anything in poor taste that may offend anyone with delicate morals. (Grandfathers of gothic burlesque artists excepted, of course.)

Anyway, I think it's rather good, and so do half a million other people, if the views on this YouTube video which Tim uploaded 5 days ago are accurate. So perhaps Mr Woss was actually doing Tim a massive favour by creating the kind of controversy which he knew would peak the interest of the internet and attract more eyeballs than an appearance on late night UK TV ever could.

It's a Christmas ~~miracle~~ happy yet fully explainable occurrence.

Ugly Sweater Poops Lollies

2011-12-25T20:24:00.000-08:00

#WANT #NEED #POOPIN

Thousands

Radvertising: Samsung FCU

2011-12-25T19:52:00.000-08:00

I love it when T-Pain sells out to make online content!

Popbitch

Rohit: Pretty Fly for Dubai

2011-12-25T19:43:00.000-08:00

Driving past a big mall, driving past a small mall, which mall will he ta-ake?

Popbitch

Mullet Whistler

2011-12-23T02:57:00.000-08:00

This hurts my teeth. And my ears.

KYM

'Twas the Drunk Before Christmas

2011-12-23T02:34:00.000-08:00

Gosling. So hot right now, but Jim Carey steals the show IMO.

Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes from Ryan Gosling

Moar Gosling on Tumblr here, here, here, here, here and here.

Fucking James Franco

2011-12-23T00:18:00.000-08:00

The fact that this "collection of erotic fiction that describes hypothetical sexual encounters with the greatest American actor, writer, and visual artist of all time" has received 142% of its funding goal on Kickstarter doesn't just give me hope for the future of the arts, but for humanity in general.

Meme Proposal

2011-12-22T04:10:00.000-08:00

When nerds mate... it's a beautiful thing.

KYM

Jamaican Slap Chop

2011-12-15T14:41:00.000-08:00

via Lulu, via Phil.

Peaks and Recreation

2011-12-09T03:07:00.001-08:00

Jurassic Park Art Show Provides Unparalleled Goldblum Gawking Opportunity

2011-12-08T03:46:00.001-08:00

UPROXX

eCheese

2011-12-08T03:36:00.001-08:00

I am both delighted and offended that Amazon took the time to email this to me:

Pony Rant: The Post

2011-12-06T04:15:00.001-08:00

Yeah, OK fine, except that the damn post office DOESN'T OPEN WEEKENDS or freaking EVENINGS so it's kinda hard to take your stupid note there unless you are unemployed, in which case, WHY ARE MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS FUNDING YOUR EBAY HABIT????!!!!

MttS

Haters Gonna Hate

2011-12-06T03:24:00.001-08:00

These bitches keep it real.

Thanks @MickeyG77!! x

Christian Phrases with Bryan Blake

2011-12-01T05:03:00.001-08:00

Oh I LOLed. PS is he drunk?

BF

#LiteraryTurducken

2011-11-25T03:27:00.001-08:00

Twitter just got a bit nerdier... and for this we give thanks.

Nice use of a brand-initiated hashtag, too.

Mashable

Season's Disgusting Greetings

2011-11-25T02:28:00.001-08:00

It's hard to believe a 9 year old actually drew this, but I want it to be true, if only to restore my faith in the next generation.

via Grace F-H

Interspecies Friendship: The Deer & The Blonde

2011-11-24T11:17:00.001-08:00

It's so touching that her friend stays by her side for every second of the ordeal to continue filming, except where being doubled over laughing makes it impossible.

TDW

Bad Dog Bentoooooon!

2011-11-24T05:09:00.001-08:00

Benton is the new Babe.

Thousands

Interspecies Friendship: The Masseuse Kitteh & The Goggie

2011-11-24T04:56:00.001-08:00

#nawwwwwwww

YOLO

The Best of Pepper Spraying Cop

2011-11-22T03:09:00.001-08:00

Hahahahahaha! It's funny because the world is fucked!

BuzzFeed

The Etsy Gift Selector Knows Me Better Than I Know Myself

2011-11-19T17:57:00.001-08:00

Link

Rammstein by the Seaside

2011-11-18T19:22:00.001-08:00

This is what German industrial rockers do in Summer.

Baden - Mein Land from Rammstein on Vimeo.

BotI

Watch Out Nollywood: Ghana 2016

2011-11-15T03:55:00.001-08:00

I don't think we can be the first to -ollywoodify Ghana, on account of political correctness, so without further ado let me share the number one reason I hope armageddon comes in 2012:

TDW

turtlecalls

2011-11-15T03:36:00.001-08:00

Bahahahahahahaha! TURTLES RULE AND REPRESENT GREAT VALUE!!!

For two bucks Brian Spaeth will call someone you nominate and speak to them for two minutes pretending to be a turtle.

Breme: Brand Meme

2011-11-15T03:20:00.001-08:00

Hmmm. Not bad, Mentos. Outrageously Positive Dragee:

BuzzFeed

MLP Generator

2011-11-12T22:59:00.001-08:00

There are plenty of pony design generators which allow you to edit the colours and cutie mark of your own little pony, but the real challenge is coming up with an equal number of accompanying personalities which are cute yet sufficiently differentiated.

Help is at hand:

I highlighted my most fave.

I Want My BIGGIE!

2011-11-12T01:58:00.001-08:00

OH NOES! Dis true playa must has mo' money :(

No-no-no nawwwwww!

Illustrated Top Tweets

2011-11-12T01:35:00.001-08:00

I don't know why the popularity of tweeting hackneyed platitudes masquerading as inspiration continues to amaze me when I know 10 million copies of the Little Book of Calm have been sold in the real world.

via The Oatmeal

Kangaroo Kicks Kid Into River

2011-11-10T04:35:00.001-08:00

Yep. It's as funny as it sounds.

MANicure

2011-11-05T22:32:00.000-07:00

VNSFW

It Makes No Sense

Stephen Colbert Hearts Nuclear Explosions

2011-11-05T18:50:00.001-07:00

Bad Lip Reading: Best Evar? - Herman Cain Edition

2011-11-05T18:37:00.000-07:00

BOTI

My Little Poodle

2011-11-05T18:28:00.000-07:00

TDW

Skrillex Turned Up To 11

2011-11-05T18:21:00.000-07:00

Epic. A bit sad he didn't shave himself a Skrillex side-patch - 9 out of 10.

TDW

French Star Wars Ballet Disco

2011-11-04T07:45:00.000-07:00

Just when you thought the French were beyond redemption.... you realise they still are.

Not Even Once

2011-11-03T13:59:00.000-07:00

Well... maybe just once.

Tosh.0

Classical Yoda

2011-11-01T01:48:00.000-07:00

via Worth1000

Confused Kurt Russell Supercut

2011-10-31T20:56:00.000-07:00

Poor Kurt feels like an outsider in his own movie.

Thanks Nick!

What's More Upsetting and Disturbing than Barbara Streisand?

2011-10-26T05:51:00.000-07:00

The Big Bad Wolf (by Duck Sauce).

Viralblog

Tee/Shirt

2011-10-26T05:24:00.000-07:00

KYM

Bacon Mistaken

2011-10-26T05:22:00.000-07:00

TNW

Basket Case

2011-10-24T04:49:00.000-07:00

"Kittens are in danger of drowning in rapacious floodwaters!"

"Fuck that." ~This Guy, 2011

Cute Overload

Born Ultimatum

2011-10-23T22:18:00.000-07:00

STOP TRYING TO PUT ME IN A BOX NATALIE HAYTER.

Just stop it.

Laughing Squid

Closed

2011-10-23T22:02:00.001-07:00

And they say married life is boring...

TDW

Halloween Kitteh

2011-10-23T21:59:00.000-07:00

OM NOM NOM

I Have Seen the Whole of the Internet

Dark Disney Damsels

2011-10-22T19:41:00.000-07:00

By Tati Suarez via the Uniblog.

Pop Culture Vampire Reference Chart

2011-10-22T19:37:00.000-07:00

The Uniblog

Like Mah Status

2011-10-21T20:10:00.000-07:00

God she's figured out all my professional tactics. Like.

PS my measure of a lady now includes matching her gum with her bra strap.

via Mashable

COWBELLLLLLLL

2011-10-16T04:05:00.000-07:00

Lannisters Campaign Against Illegitimate Offspring

2011-10-14T22:48:00.000-07:00

A bit of vet humour for you...

What ?

Uniblog

Meow-ch Potato

2011-10-14T08:37:00.000-07:00

Where the eff can I get one of those chairs?

TDW

Keyboard Cat IRL

2011-10-13T05:03:00.000-07:00

Just to be clear - YES, I do want this as a gift and it wouldn't turn into a situation where you got it for me for Christmas or just because and then realised almost immediately that it's the kind of thing I joke about wanting but I am actually offended that you think I'm that immature that I'd want this for reals. I do want it.

Thousands

Snoop Dogg: Good at the Internet

2011-10-13T03:44:00.000-07:00

Oh hi, I just thought you might be interested in seeing the best thing ever:

You may be a weed smoking, porno making, gangsta rapping superstar but you have all the internet skills of a wan, beardy, socially awkward virgin, Snoop. Respect indeed.

Thousands

Latest Images From Occupy Sesame Street

2011-10-09T03:03:00.000-07:00

These chilling scenes were brought to you by the letters O, M & G and the number 99 per cent.

Tauntr via Uproxx.

Pony Award Nominee: Best Refusal To Let A Meme Die

2011-10-08T22:11:00.000-07:00

I put off watching this, expecting a forced rendition of a tired meme, but Hitler really delivers on the Great iPhone 5 Disappointment. Extra credit for seamless integration of Lemon Party into a completely unrelated scenario. Also, Android sux.

PS Extra credit to Boing Boing for their most appropriate and fitting RIP Steve Jobs re-skin.

Star Wars x Labyrinth: Han Jareth FTW

2011-10-08T22:06:00.000-07:00

Too amazing.

Westboro Baptist Church Update: iPhone 5 Disappointment Turns To Rage

2011-10-06T05:14:00.000-07:00

Oh Margie, you so crazy!

via Towleroad

ALL THE SONGS: Shaft vs Imperial March Mashup

2011-10-05T13:17:00.000-07:00

Yeah, these days I really only listen to mashups of other mashups...

Don't hold back, just push things forward from Ithaca Audio on Vimeo.

via BuzzFeed

Let's Make It Facebook Official

2011-10-05T05:11:00.000-07:00

Aww, they're the Gen Z Spice Girls, with one obvious difference...

They don't have a chubby ranga.

BuzzFeed

Rick Perry: Lovable Republican

2011-10-04T05:25:00.000-07:00

Makes perfect sense to me...

College Humour